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Me: I love you.

Mom: Love you too sweetie

Me: I wasnt talking too you

Mom: There's nobody else here

Me: I was talking to Daryl And Thomas

Mom: Who?

Me: Daryl's one of the last survivors on The Walking Dead and Thomas is my Taco

Mom: You name your Tacos?

Me: Obviously. Who doesnt

Mom: *walks away, shaking her head in disappointment*

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