Me: I love you.
Mom: Love you too sweetie
Me: I wasnt talking too you
Mom: There's nobody else here
Me: I was talking to Daryl And Thomas
Mom: Who?
Me: Daryl's one of the last survivors on The Walking Dead and Thomas is my Taco
Mom: You name your Tacos?
Me: Obviously. Who doesnt
Mom: *walks away, shaking her head in disappointment*