Garmau in the City!

Ch. 34: The Fight

Laurance's POV

*Ring Ring*

"Laurance?! Is that you? Are you calling to yell at me? Is this Dante?! Dante! Did you steal Laurance's phone again!?" Garroth asked a million questions. Ugh, he always thinks I'm trying to prank him or something. Or I'm always just mad at him.

"No Garroth. It's Laurance calling you to say that some people just came over here with an unconscious Aphmau. Do you know of this?" I asked.

"Aphmau?!? Is she alright!?? I was with Lucinda and Katelyn then Aphmau called me and said she needed help, then there was this big crash on the phone, then some person started talking to me on it." Garroth rambled. Ugh.... Gene. That sounds so Gene-like. Speaking of phones, where's Aph's phone. Oh.... Darn it! Gene probably still has it! Ugh!!! I should've taken it! Great Laurance! Just great!

"Do you have Aphmau's phone?" He asked.

"Ummmm, about that.... I think Gene still has it...." I said.

"What?! Who's Gene?!" I asked. I don't even want to talk about Gene.

"That guy you were talking on the phone to."

"So he still has it?! How are we going to get it back?!!?" He shouted.

"I don't know! We'll figure it out later! Just get over here and help me with Aphmau!" I shouted back.

He hung up. I guess he's coming over here.

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Garroth's POV

*Knock Knock*

"Finally! You took like an hour getting here!" Laurance yelled.

"Sorry! Katelyn and Lucinda were bombarding me with questions! Then I had to walk them home!" I yelled back at him.

"Why didn't they walk themselves home?!" Laurance yelled.

"I don't know! They just asked me and I kindly said yes!"

"So you like them more than Aphmau!?"

"I never said that!"

"I'll tell Aphmau you said you like them more than her!"

"You would never say that to her!"

"Why wouldn't I!"

"Because you're my friend!"

"Am I?!" Oh no he didn't.....

"Well! I guess not!"

"And why do you say that now!?"

"Because if you were my friend, you wouldn't be jealous!"

"Jealous of what!?"

"Aphmau and I!"

"W-What! No!" He started walking backwards.

"Yes! Don't deny it Laurance! She loves me and not a flirt like you!"

"At least I can actually talk to girls! You just sit there doing your stutter thing!"

"At least girls think I'm cute!"

"But girls think I'm hot!"

"You calling me ugly!"

"Everyone does!"

"Argh...."

"That's right Garroth! You sound like a depressed 60 year old, who got plastic surgery to make them look like a 20 year old!"

"At least my voice doesn't sound like a dying rat!"

"My voice is what girls dig!"

"You don't know anything about girls!"

"At least I know more than you!"

"Shut up! I'm the one who has a girlfriend!"

"THATS IT!!!" Laurance grabbed my shirt collar and pinned me on the wall.

"I HATE YOU!" He screamed in my ear.

"I HATE YOU EVEN MORE!!!" I screamed back. I punched his face. He let go and stumbled back. He caught himself and punched me back.

"YOU'RE WEAK!!!" I screamed.

"AT LEAST I'M NOT AS WEAK AS YOU!" I kicked his shin. He punched my stomach. I started tugging his hair.

"GET OFF MY HEAD!!!"

"GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!" I yelled back.

"OHH!!! YOU LITTLE--"

"STOP IT!!!!" I heard a girly voice scream. Laurance and I both paused and looked toward the couch. I saw Aphmau, her face red, sitting on the couch, staring at us. Laurance and I let go of each other.

"Why are you two fighting!? You guys are friends!" She said.

Not anymore....

"Uhhh...."

"This isn't like you guys! You guys have been friends since high school!" Aphmau got up and started walking towards the door.

"Wait! Where are you going!?" Laurance asked Aphmau.

"Away from you two." She said as she left the apartment.

"You idiot! Why did you have to open your big mouth?!" Laurance yelled at me.

"Me?!? You started this fight!!!" I yelled at him.

"Ugh! Get out of here! I don't want to see your dumb face!" Laurance yelled.

"Fine! I don't want to see your face either!" I yelled as I left his apartment.

Ugh.... Laurance is the most annoying person ever in the world....