The Weirdo and the Princess

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Unknown: i'm sorry 

You: okay 

Unknown: really? 

You: yep 

Unknown: no seriously, i am really sorry 

Unknown: i was very rude to you yesterday when i texted you 

You: yes you were

Unknown: i'm sorry i didn't mean to be 

Unknown: i was just bored and trying to joke around 

You: i forgive you 

Unknown: can we start again then? :) 

You: you are so weird 

You: but i can't say i'm not even a little curious so i guess so 

Unknown: okay then 

Unknown: hello 

You: hello 

You: where do we go from here? 

Unknown: introductions? 

You: nah son 

You: i still haven't figured out if you're some creepy old dude 

Unknown: jeez i promise i'm not 

Unknown: i'm only 18 

You: i'm 17 and that's all you're gonna get from me 

Unknown: so what do we call each other then?

Unknown: my friends call me dynamo 

Unknown: you can call me that

You: unless you're a 33 year old magician from bradford i don't think so 

Unknown: how do you know i'm not? ;) 

You: he seems smarter than you 

Unknown: hey! 

You: also he would be way too busy to text random people he doesn't even know 

Unknown: okay i'll give you that 

Unknown: but i am smart 

You: only something a person who's not smart would say 

Unknown: you're mean 

Unknown: and yes they would if they were being confident 

You: weirdo 

You: oh cool that's what i'm gonna call you 

Unknown: i am not even mad 

Unknown: what about you? 

Unknown: what should i call you? 

You: call me leia 

Unknown: yes, your highness 

You: shut up, weirdo 

Unknown: your wish is my command, princess

His friends call him Dynamo, because he is smol and cute.