The Weirdo and the Princess

t w e n t y - t h r e e

Brad: you have to snap out of this

You: bradley it's 2 am

Brad: yes and why are you up

You: ...

You: why are YOU up

Brad: i got up to pee, i checked my social media like any normal person, and i see my good buddy connor online

Brad: snap out of it

You: i don't know what you're talking about

Brad: bullshit you don't know

Brad: only the drunk and lonely are up at 2 am

Brad: or something like that

You: ???

Brad: you aren't drunk, so you must be lonely

You: i'm not lonely

You: here you're keeping me company

Brad: yeah but you don't want me to be the one keeping you company now do you

Brad: you want a certain princess

Brad: that's why you're up. You can't stop thinking about her

You: go to sleep bradley

Brad: admit it

You: go to sleep, bruce lee

Brad: don't pull a nora on me, mate

Brad: admit it

You: i am not lonely

Brad: okay wrongly phrased

Brad: maybe you're not lonely, but you're alone and in love

You: good night bradley

Brad: tell her

You: tell her what? that i have been in love with her for ages and that I'm still in love with her?

Brad: yes

You: yeah how about no

You: she'll think I'm a creep

Brad: dude, you asked her what kind of pads she was buying for her friend

Brad: I think we're way past creepy

Brad: but for some reason this girl still likes your creeper ass

Brad: she told you she loved you, mate

Brad: what more do you need

You: she was also the one that asked to be just FRIENDS

Brad: yeah well unask her

Brad: and then ask her to be more than just FRIENDS

You: yeah no

Brad: so is it yeah or no now?

You: no

Brad: why are you this stubborn?

Brad: just ask her

Brad: you'll see she'll say yes

Connor: she asked to be just friends and I am respecting her wishes

Brad: her wishes are for you two to be together

You: she didn't say that

Brad: she kind of did when she told you SHE LOVED YOU

You: good night bradley

Brad: just promise me that you'll think about telling her how you feel

You: good night bradley

Brad: promise!

You: fine I promise

Brad: so?

You: so?

Brad: did you think about it and decide that yes you should?

You: good night bradley

Brad: dumbass

You: don't pull a nora on me, mate