The Weirdo and the Princess

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dedicated to: ashxharryxjacob because she hasn't read this part yet and she didn't know I wrote it today, so I wanted to surprise her! ;)  

Connor the Weirdo: may i do the big reveal 

You: what 

You: did you talk to Adeline?

Connor the Weirdo: you would know the answer she probably told you 

You: what

You: who do you think told me what

You: wait what

You: i am so confused

Connor the Weirdo: i know your name, princess leia 

You: what

You: what 

You: wait how 

You: okay, listen, Connor, i was gonna tell you after it was just that i was scared and i didn't know how you would treat me if i told you

You: that's why i wanted to keep it a secret for such a long time 

You: if you knew who i was i thought that you would act differently around me and i really liked talking to you and i felt that the only reason you acted that way around me was because of the mystery and the fact that you didn't have to put up a front or live up to a reputation 

You: i'm sorry it got weird 

You: i didn't mean for you to find out any other way than through me 

You: i mean i knew i had to tell you someday this couldn't go on forever 

You: Connor? r u there? 

Connor the Weirdo: yeah 

Connor the Weirdo: i just didn't want to interrupt you 

Connor the Weirdo: why would you ever think that i would start treating you differently 

Connor the Weirdo: i mean, i can't exactly blame you i've been a dick in the past and your best friend would have told you about camp i guess 

Connor the Weirdo: with you i could always be myself, though 

Connor the Weirdo: i like you for you

Connor the Weirdo: no amount of 'reputation' or anything else could change that

Connor the Weirdo: so, read this carefully, aphrodite, i do care about you and i'm sorry for ever making you think otherwise 

You: WAIT, WHAT? APHRODITE?
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You: CONNOR NO I'M ADELINE
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You: WHAT THE HELL, PHONE?
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You: Oh shizzle goats
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