The Weirdo and the Princess

e i g h t e e n

You: WHY. DO. THESE. MESSAGES. KEEP. REFUSING. TO. SEND.
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You: DAMMIT
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Connor the Weirdo: Aphrodite? Are you there? 

You: I. AM. ADELINE.
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You: Aphrodite. Is. Going. To. Kill. Me.
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Connor the Weirdo: did i freak you out? i'm sorry i didn't mean to 

Connor the Weirdo: please answer me 

Connor the Weirdo: i'm still the same connor that asked you about feminine hygiene products 

Connor the Weirdo: was the whole 'big reveal' thing a bit too much?

Connor the Weirdo: i didn't mean it to sound like i was mad 

Connor the Weirdo: i was kind of surprised at first, maybe a little confused as to why you hadn't told me, but i'm not mad i promise

Connor the Weirdo: friends? 

You: oh sure friends
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You: guess i can just send whatever the hell i want to you now and you won't even read it
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You: sure Connor Ball we can friends
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You: not like i've had a crush on you since forever
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You: nope not at all
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You: i mean i always told myself to stop being an idiot because you were always such a stuck up jerk and i always wanted to punch your jerk attractive face for being such an attractive jerk
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You: smh you ass
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You: but then i got to know you you attractive ass
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You: and it turns out i was wrong because you're not an ass
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You: dammit why did you do this me you dumbass
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You: why did you have to show me that you're actually really fun to talk to and that you have a good personality and that you're at least TRYING to be a better person
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You: that was the only thing that helped me not be in love with you, you stupid jerkface jerk
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You: you're actually a pretty damn amazing person
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You: and now to know that you even had a crush on me too
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You: and now you don't even know who i am
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You: you think i'm my best friend
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You: ironic since she was the one who told me to tell you who i was in the first place
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You: god you must think i am such a weirdo
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You: actually you can't even read any of this so you can't even think anything about what I'm saying
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You: i guess it's what i deserve for being a weirdo in the first place and always refusing to tell you who i was
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You: i was living in a fairtytale, though
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You: can you blame me?
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You: the guy i've had a crush on for years, finally somehow my texting buddy???????
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You: at first when i found out i freaked out
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You: hell that wasn't what i had expected now was it
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You: all i'd been doing was having fun with some stranger
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You: i freaked so much that i couldn't even tell you my name
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You: long after i knew who YOU were
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You: guess that wasn't fair to you
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You: but i'd gotten to know you and dammit, Connor, i didn't want to mess it up in any way
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You: what we had was fun and good
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You: can you blame me?
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You: how was i supposed to know that i would fall for you once again?
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You: For real this time? Not just a crush, because i had gotten to know you, the real YOU
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Connor the Weirdo: why are you not replying? are you mad at me? do you not want to be friends anymore? :( 

You: no, Connor, i do not want to friends with you
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You: because........
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You: I LOVE YOU, CONNOR!
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Connor the Weirdo: you what????????????? 

You: OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
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You: oh shizzle goats
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