The Weirdo and the Princess

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You: i didn't actually mean for you to shut up

Weirdo: then you should have made that clearer 

Weirdo: what took you so long to text me again? 

You: i'm stubborn 

You: i wanted you to text me first 

Weirdo: i did text you first 

You: i meant again 

Weirdo: well i'm stubborn too so

You: what a lovely pear

Weirdo: *pair

You: nah son 

You: i was referring to the pear i am eating right now 

Weirdo: are you my mother? what is it with the nah son thing? 

You: nah son 

You: i ain't your mother 

You: have you never heard of memes? 

Weirdo: i think you should be the weirdo in this friendship 

You: so we're friends now? 

Weirdo: i thought we were friends since the beginning but okay 

Weirdo: i am hurt that you didn't count me as as a friend

Weirdo: all the things i put into this friendship and are they appreciated? 

Weirdo: no! 

Weirdo: how dare you? 

You: either you were doing some kind of sarcastic thing or you're just a drama queen

You: there is no third option 

Weirdo: i'd probably say a little bit of both 

You: okay weirdo whatever you say 

Weirdo: okay leia whatever you say 

You: stop copying me 

Weirdo: stop copying me 

You: i'm stupid 

Weirdo: you're stupid 

Weirdo: i told you i was smart 

You: whatever, dum-dum 

Weirdo: get me some gum-gum 

You: i love that movie 

Weirdo: me too 

You: can we go to a museum that comes to life please? it should be fun

Weirdo: yeah sure as if chasing dinosaur skeletons around is the best job in the world 

You: party pooper 

Weirdo: i never disagreed 

You: you never agreed 

Weirdo: go to bed 

You: why? 

Weirdo: you're weird when you're sleepy 

You: how do you know i'm sleepy? 

Weirdo: because you're weird 

You: you've never talked to me when i'm sleepy or weird 

Weirdo: well i'm talking to you now so i know what i'm talking about 

You: weirdo 

Weirdo: leia 

You: goodnight, weirdo 

Weirdo: goodnight, leia