The Weirdo and the Princess

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Connor the Weirdo: let's do some role play

You: come again?

Connor the Weirdo: role play

You: it's 7 AM on a Saturday and this is the thing that comes to your mind first

Connor the Weirdo: yeah let's do it

You: why are you even awake at this hour?

Connor the Weirdo: why are you awake?

You: i asked you first

Connor the Weirdo: well i want my answer first

You: cheeky

You: but okay i'll tell you

You: i was doing yoga

Connor the Weirdo: oh healthy living i like that not many people do that

You: ya making me blush Connor the Weirdo

Connor the Weirdo: aw sorry love

You: i am trying to imagine what accent you're saying that in

Connor the Weirdo: let me help you there

Connor the Weirdo: it's scottish

Connor the Weirdo: but i live in manchester castlefield

You: is this your way of trying to get some personal information from me, mr. weirdo?

Connor the Weirdo: maaaaaaaybe ;)

You: tsk tsk i am disappointed

Connor the Weirdo: *sigh* i tried

Connor the Weirdo: come onnnn let's rooooole play

You: no

Connor the Weirdo: pleeeeeeeeeaseeeeee

You: nah son

Connor the Weirdo: comeeee onnnn sooon

You: that's not a meme

Connor the Weirdo: well i am making it a meme

Connor the Weirdo: but role play???

You: you're being suspicious

You: tell me why you're up and i'll consider it

Connor the Weirdo: just got home from the club full night of partying never went to bed yoooo vodka

You: eh?

Connor the Weirdo: i'm kidding i'm not one of those people

Connor the Weirdo: even though people seem to think that of me

Connor the Weirdo: i always wake up early on the weekends

Connor the Weirdo: i jog and work out in the morning

You: ah see i'm not the only one with the healthy living

Connor the Weirdo: yeah we're a match made in heaven ^_^

You: i wouldn't go that far, son

Connor the Weirdo: why, son?

You: i don't know you, son

Connor the Weirdo: well, introduce yourself to me, son

You: nah son

Connor the Weirdo: why, son?

You: this is gonna go in a loop so i'm gonna stop

You: son xD

Connor the Weirdo: you are a weird one, princess

You: says the weirdo

Connor the Weirdo: am i the castle fool?

You: are you always this weird?

Connor the Weirdo: pretty much

You: then yes

Connor the Weirdo: aw well thanks i'm honored

Connor the Weirdo: how are we standing on the role play front

You: i considered it and no

Connor the Weirdo: but :(

You: aw

You: okay okay

You: you start

Connor the Weirdo: yaaaaaay

Connor the Weirdo: okay we meet in a bar yeah

You: cliche, but okay

Connor the Weirdo: fine. how about a disco?

You: still cliche, but okay

Connor the Weirdo: a store????

You: okay better

Connor the Weirdo: hey beautiful what brand are those pads you're buying

You: hahahahahahahahaha wow Connor

Connor the Weirdo: you don't know my name yet!!!!!

You: hahahahahahahaha okay okay i'll get in character

You: ew go away creep

Connor the Weirdo: seems accurate

Connor the Weirdo: that's how this friendship started

You: aw #memories

Connor the Weirdo: aw, don't be like that, i was just joking

You: if this is how you hit on girls i am worried

Connor the Weirdo: -_-

You: okay okay

You: it's okay, just please get a better sense of humor

Connor the Weirdo: xD

Connor the Weirdo: so, my name is connor. it's nice to meet you. what's your name?

You: my name is no

You: my sign is no

You: my number is no

You: you need to let it go

You: need to let it go

You: nah to the ah to the no no no

Connor the Weirdo: whoa

Connor the Weirdo: *claps*

Connor the Weirdo: nice comeback actually

Connor the Weirdo: i actually thought that would work

You: nah, smarty-pants ;)

You: better luck next time?

Connor the Weirdo: *sigh*sure 

Yo, I don't live in Mancherster or the UK, so I kinda just googled that. I don't even know if it's a good area. I hope it is. It sounds pretty.