The Weirdo and the Princess

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You: i screwed up 

Leia: oh god what did you do

You: sent 7 screenshots 

Leia: HE THINKS YOU'RE ME??????????? 

Leia: AND YOU'VE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM FOR ALL THIS TIME AND NOBODY KNEW???????? 

You: THAT IS NOT THE POINT APHRODITE 

You: THE POINT IS HE KNOWS 

Leia: CALM YOUR FRITTATAS 

You: MY FRITTATAS ARE CALM

Leia: YOUR FRITTATAS ARE NOT CALM 

You: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FRITTATAS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO 

Leia added Skywalker to the group chat. 

Leia: NATALIE TELL ADELINE SHE'S A DUMBHEAD 

Skywalker: I... what? 

Skywalker: what are you two bozos on about? 

You: ^ read 

Skywalker: I am personally offended that I didn't know about this. 

Leia: right?????? Me too!! 

You: GUYS 

You: NO ONE KNEW OKAY 

You: I DENIED IT FOR SO LONG I DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE TRUE 

You: STOP TAKING IT SO PERSONAL 

Skywalker: i am not taking it personal 

You: THEN STOP BEING "PERSONALLY" OFFENDED 

Skywalker: CALM YOUR FRITTATAS 

You: MY FRITTATAS ARE CALM 

Skywalker: NO THEY ARE NOT 

You: YES THEY ARE 

You: SKYWALKER 

Skywalker: PADME 

Leia: LEIA 

You: GUYS HELP ME 

Skywalker: okay okay i'm sure we can figure it out

Skywalker: first off how did he figure it out 

You: i don't know 

Skywalker: okaaaay then why does he think you're aphrodite 

You: i don't know 

Leia: because you used my stupid code name you stupid dumbhead! 

You: i'm sorry you stupid dumbhead i panicked you stupid dumbhead! 

Leia: apology accepted you stupid dumbhead! 

Skywalker: why am i friends with you you stupid dumbheads??? 

Leia: okay okay enough 

Leia: we're mid-crisis here 

Leia: Connor thinks Adeline is me

Leia: because she told him to call her "Leia"

Leia: wait... how does he even know my code name? 

You: i don't know!!!!! 

Skywalker: jesus adeline!!!! you need to KNOW at least something!!!!