The Weirdo and the Princess

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Connor the Weirdo: your majesty, how is life?

You: good

Connor the Weirdo: we haven't talked in the past few days

Connor the Weirdo: is everything alright?

You: fine

Connor the Weirdo: fine usually means not fine

You: well in this case fine means fine

Connor the Weirdo: okay...

You: okay

Connor the Weirdo: are you sure?

You: yes

Connor the Weirdo: did i do something to piss you off?

You: no

Connor the Weirdo: okay then :)

You: okay i have to ask you something

Connor the Weirdo: oh hey you're back

Connor the Weirdo: sure ask me

You: why do you talk to me?

Connor the Weirdo: because i like talking to you

You: and why do you like talking to me?

Connor the Weirdo: because you're an interesting person

You: and what makes me interesting? the fact that i have told you literally nothing about myself? the mystery?

Connor the Weirdo: i would have just said because it's fun talking to you

Connor the Weirdo: you say entertaining stuff

Connor the Weirdo: what is this all about?

You: and would it make any difference if you actually knew who i was?

Connor the Weirdo: not really i just think it would help to have a name for the person i'm talking to

You: and then as relationships with other people tend to develop you'll get more and more information about me and then the mystery would be gone

Connor the Weirdo: so?

You: so, as some people tend to do, you'll be seeking a new thrill soon

You: you're not interested in the person and their feelings you're interested in the novelty of the person and the thrill of said novelty

You: i've met people like you and your obnoxious butts think they can have anything they want no matter what the costs

Connor the Weirdo: i don't know what to say