Itsnora: did you tell her yet
You: its 6 am in the morning why are you up
Itsnora: why are YOU up
You: i went out for a run
Itsnora: oh yeah I forgot you do that
Itsnora: all healthy and whatnot
Itsnora: i thought I could introduce the subject the same way bruce lee did
Itsnora: so tell me about her
You: um excuse me
You: the same way brad did? the way that brad did TWO days ago?
You: did brad TELL you about our conversation?
Itsnora: nah he sent screenshots to Tris to ask what they should do about your lovestruck ass and I stole Tris's phone and saw
Itsnora: also i am personally offended that none of you thought to tell me about your lady friend
Itsnora: i mean really does Tris know better than me? He barely got together with me
Itsnora: i am a lady and therefore i should know better about lady friends so tell me
You: nora
You: and she is NOT my lady friend
Itsnora: connor
Itsnora: and she IS too
Itsnora: or at least you want her to be
You: ...
Itsnora: don't ... me itsconnor tell me about her
You: tell you about who?
Itsnora: don't make me call you dumbass
Itsnora: your princess tell me about her
You: she's not MY princess
Itsnora: you keep telling yourself that
You: she's not property
Itsnora: that is not what I meant
You: that's how it sounded
Itsnora: hey connor mate don't make this into a feminist thing
Itsnora: you know that's not what I meant
Itsnora: you want to wake up in the morning next to her and call her princess
You: do you wake up in the morning and call Tris princess?
Itsnora: no i call him dumbass
Itsnora: because he's a dumbass
Itsnora added Tris to the SMS texting chain.
Itsnora: Tris tell him you're a dumbass
You: no normal person except for us weirdos is up right now
Tris: on the contrary she called me ten minutes earlier and woke me up so that I could help her talk some sense into you
You: wait you're a part of this??????
Tris added James and Brad to the SMS texting chain.

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