The Weirdo and the Princess

t w e n t y - f o u r

Itsnora: did you tell her yet

You: its 6 am in the morning why are you up

Itsnora: why are YOU up

You: i went out for a run

Itsnora: oh yeah I forgot you do that

Itsnora: all healthy and whatnot

Itsnora: i thought I could introduce the subject the same way bruce lee did

Itsnora: so tell me about her

You: um excuse me

You: the same way brad did? the way that brad did TWO days ago?

You: did brad TELL you about our conversation?

Itsnora: nah he sent screenshots to Tris to ask what they should do about your lovestruck ass and I stole Tris's phone and saw

Itsnora: also i am personally offended that none of you thought to tell me about your lady friend

Itsnora: i mean really does Tris know better than me? He barely got together with me

Itsnora: i am a lady and therefore i should know better about lady friends so tell me

You: nora

You: and she is NOT my lady friend

Itsnora: connor

Itsnora: and she IS too

Itsnora: or at least you want her to be

You: ...

Itsnora: don't ... me itsconnor tell me about her

You: tell you about who?

Itsnora: don't make me call you dumbass

Itsnora: your princess tell me about her

You: she's not MY princess

Itsnora: you keep telling yourself that

You: she's not property

Itsnora: that is not what I meant

You: that's how it sounded

Itsnora: hey connor mate don't make this into a feminist thing

Itsnora: you know that's not what I meant

Itsnora: you want to wake up in the morning next to her and call her princess

You: do you wake up in the morning and call Tris princess?

Itsnora: no i call him dumbass

Itsnora: because he's a dumbass

Itsnora added Tris to the SMS texting chain.

Itsnora: Tris tell him you're a dumbass

You: no normal person except for us weirdos is up right now

Tris: on the contrary she called me ten minutes earlier and woke me up so that I could help her talk some sense into you

You: wait you're a part of this??????

Tris added James and Brad to the SMS texting chain.