The Weirdo and the Princess

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You: OH MY GOD I AM SO SORRY

Weirdo: for leaving me stranded, not knowing what was going on?

You: i swear that was not me

You: a friend decided she wanted to play a joke on me and for some reason she thought you and i had a thing or something

Weirdo: yeah, sure ;)

You: i am being serious

Weirdo: of course ;)

You: I AM BEING SERIOUS

Weirdo: no need to get angry

Weirdo: i totally believe you

Weirdo: but admit it you have a thing for me ;)

You: i barely know you

Weirdo: still

You: ew no you creep

Weirdo: :(

Weirdo: you make me sad

You: serves you right

Weirdo: *melodramatic sigh*

Weirdo: also we never completed the exchange

You: what exchange?

Weirdo: i told you my name

Weirdo: your turn to tell me yours

You: hahahaha i don't think so

Weirdo: it's only fair

You: technically it wasn't me you were talking to, so......

Weirdo: but you know my name and i don't know yours

Weirdo: that is NOT fair

You: i don't know your name, Connor. who says i know your name, Connor?

Weirdo: now you're just taunting

You: i will do what i like, Connor ;)

Weirdo: ...

You: Connor

You: Connor

You: Connor

Weirdo: this physically hurts me

You: aw, what's the matter, Connor? ;)

Weirdo: you are evil

You: and don't you ever forget that, Connor ;)

You: i have to go

You: but i'll talk to you later

You: Connor

Weirdo: *sigh* bye