They Didn't Know (A Minizerk Fanfiction) {HIATUS}

Chapter 1: Think Words

Josh's POV:

"Hey guys and welcome to a game called think words," I introduce my newest video, "today...are you having a stare off?" I ask, looking between Simon on my left and Tobi on my right, seeing them staring at each other, Simon trying desperately not to laugh.

"I was trying to be serious, but I can't." He replies, putting on an extra serious face. What a dork, I laugh to myself. My point was proven further when he pulled an even weirder face at Tobi. These guys are so weird.

I carried on regardless, trying to ignore the two of them, explaining the game and how it works. We had an example round, just to make my explanation make sense. Colours. Seems simple enough.

"Royal blue." Simon spoke first, as I explained throughout the three of us answering.

"Magenta." Tobi was second.

Then it was my go, "And then I then go orange, and then..."

"Josh's beard." Wow Simon. This is going to be an interesting video, I can already tell.

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"So you've got one point." I said, as Simon lost the first round.

"Yay, I'm winning!" Of course that's how he'd take it.

"Make your point move." Tobi suggested, as he raised his finger and moved it around. Yay, more editing for me.

"Oh, where's our points?"

"You haven't got points, they're not on the screen."

"Well now I do, bap!" he said, sticking his hand out and moving it around. Oh no, thanks for more editing Simon, ugh. "With an explosion as well. And now it's moving here, and its circling. Payback bitch." Remind me to edit something in there later, that isn't his point.

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So far, this video has been a very random and interesting one. Under the category 'something you carry', Simon said my channel, so I said Ethan's, and we all laughed. We spent quite a while naming places in the UK, well, when I say places, I mean mainly football teams. Tobi took the 'L' in the end, so that the round didn't go on forever. We found out what Simon had been buying at the chemist, which was interesting, and just all round having a laugh.

And then Simon chose a topic which was going to go downhill as soon as he said it.

"Something soft." Simon announced the category and then began, "Flaccid penis."

So I kept on the same lines, "Dick."

Tobi then chose something completely random, "Tissue paper." And it was back to Simon.

"Josh's dick right now," he said looking at me, pointing his finger, "it better be." He wasn't wrong there.

So I followed his lead. "Simon's dick right now."

"Yours is wrong." Simon says at me while Tobi's speaking.

"What?" I didn't know what to think or say, so I just laughed it off. That's odd, mind you he's odd. But why did he say that? The fuck? I just carried on for the rest of the video as if nothing happened, but that was playing at the back of my mind.

Simon's POV:

Why did I say that? God I'm so stupid. Luckily, the other two laughed it off and didn't bring it up at all or mention it further. I still can't believe I said that. Why did I tell them that! Well done Simon, well done. At least the video continued as normal afterwards.

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"The Sidemen book is down there and up here," Josh said, pointing up and down, "check it out, preorder it if you haven't already and I'll see you guys next time, goodbye!" Josh finished his outro, and then we just had a laugh before filming the other videos.

Nothing was mentioned of my slight slip up earlier, but I just can't help thinking about it.

Anyway, once the videos were filmed, Tobi had to leave, so me and Josh said goodbye and Tobi went back to his place.