*cue the dramatic music. cue the black and white backdrop. cue the gradual close up*
Ahem! Hello. My name is Lily. I am 13 years old. Going to be 14 in September. I am going to be a freshman in high school in September as well. And I have chronic in-cell-ia (not a real thing). It's just like insomnia (not making fun of anyone with this) but with cell phones.
Tell me what you guys think about that little Intro😂😂
1. If You Take It Everywhere You Go
I get it. It's your child. But even parents take a vacation from their children.
2. Your Shower Caddy
You take your phone with you in the shower. And you put it in a nice ziplock bag to mask out the water.
3. Toilet Buddy
Everyone needs a buddy when going to the bathroom. If your case, it's your phone.
4. Phone Withdrawal Paranoia
When you're without your phone for even a minute to get a glass of water, you automatically have some many paranoid thoughts about it. Like someone took it, or it died, or it walked on its legs out the window because it was tired of the abuse its been through since you dropped it many times.
5. It's Your Best Friend
Not much to say about this but it's literally ur best friend. You're selfies together are bomb Af.
That's pretty much it.
If your phone is the first thing you see when you wake up and the last thing you see before you go to sleep...that should say something.
|Love all you LilyPoppers💥|
~LilyPop💋
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The Chronicles Of Being A Girl 2
RandomThis is the sequel of The Chronicles of Being A Girl. In this book, you're going to learn about DIYS, life hacks, boys , and on occasion: StoryTimes. I also occasionally just sit down and either rant or have a genuine conversation with my readers...
