🌺Types of Eaters Every Girl Is

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1. The Dietician
This girl will literally bring up their diet everyday with every food you offer them.
You: "Hey you want some birthday cake"
Them: "no I'm on a diet"
You: "want some chips"
Them: "no I'm on a diet."
No disrespect to these people but damnnn. Chill.

2. The False Dietician
This girl's diet always starts Monday when you catch them eating something unhealthy.
*sees them eating pizza*
You: "i thought you were on a diet."
Them: "I am. It starts Monday."

3. The Nutrition Label
This girl will literally recite the nutrition label to you if you eat anything unhealthy.
*eats chips*
Them: "oh. You're eating that."
You: "yeah is there something wrong."
Them: "oh no no. It's nothing. It's your body after all."
You: "no tell me what's up"
Them: "weeeeell....*goes on rant about how bad it is for you"
Not to mention this makes you feel ten times worse than you were at first when you first started eating.

4. The Never Hungry But Eats Your Food Regardless
This girl  claims that they're never hungry. But the second you come next to them with some food, they steal it from you.

5. The Always Hungry
This girl is always hungry.
24/7.
Basically resembles every girl on a day to day basis.

By the way, this doesn't only resemble girls, all of these types of eaters could resemble anyone.

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