This is probably the most relatable chapter you'll ever read. I know that every girl has gotten one of these texts before and they can be super flattering...when they're not annoying...which is...all...the...time. Unless you don't have a life (me) and in that case it's perfect.
1. "You up?"
They're (and when I say "they're", I mean the male species) either asking for nudes or they're asking genuinely if you're awake. But no, I'm sleeping.
2. "Nudes"
Ummmmmm......unless you're her boyfriend you can fugeda about it.
3. "Wyd"
Oh you know, the usual at 2 am. Partying hard. What the hell you think she's doing?! She's sleepinggggg.
4. "Heyyyyyyyyyy"
You're drunk. Goodbye
5. "Did we have homework last night?"
You obviously did. But you want to say something to make it seem like you're being responsible but your fingers are crossed that she'll give you the answers.
The next 5 texts are going to be from girls themselves.
6. "What are you wearing tomorrow?"
I'm going either in my pajamas or naked. Like why can't we discuss this in the morning when my eyes are open.
7. "I need your help"
They're either in jail and need bail, or they're in the back of a strange dude's car they met at a party.
8. "Call me Now!"
Yeah, lemme just drop my dream about Channing Tatum and tend to your every need without waking up my parents with your screaming that's louder than the shot heard around the world.
9. "I have so much to tell you tomorrow"
Really. This is what you had to wake me up for. To tell me that you have something to tell me tomorrow. Because that's easier and more effective than just telling me right now while my eyes are open thanks to you.
10. "Should I say this"
They'll send you a screenshot of whether or not they should say something to someone. It's easier to ignore it and have her not send it anyway and we'll discuss this in the morning when I'm awake.
|Love all you LilyPoppers🔥|
~LilyPop💋
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The Chronicles Of Being A Girl 2
RandomThis is the sequel of The Chronicles of Being A Girl. In this book, you're going to learn about DIYS, life hacks, boys , and on occasion: StoryTimes. I also occasionally just sit down and either rant or have a genuine conversation with my readers...
