first you think i'm za

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JB:  is this u sasha izzard

SI: stalking my instagram i see 

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SI: stalking my instagram i see 

JB:  you're pretty cute 

JB: i might have to forgive u for lying to me

SI: first you think i'm za

SI: then you were demanding i tell you who i was

SI: and now you're flirting with me

SI: are you a patient in a mental asylum by any chance 

JB: Didn't ur parents teach u not to give ur name to strangers

JB: I know all about u now miss sasha eve izzard 

SI: chill stalker

SI: my profile's private, you can only see my profile picture and my bio anyway soooo

JB: i know where u live 

JB: Gold Coast

JB: What state is that? Hawaii?

SI: lol wrong continent

SI: I'm from Queensland

JB: Queensland?

SI: Australia?

JB: Australia?

JB: shit you're Australian??

JB: How didn't I realize i was texting an international number

SI: \___(O.O)___/

JB: the f*ck is that

SI: it's a shrugging man!

JB: u aren't very artistic

SI: What about you?

JB: Am i artistic?

SI: no

SI: where are you from?

JB: I was born in Canada

JB: But I moved to America for college

SI: what's your name?

JB: I don't have to tell you that

SI: this isn't fair

JB: life isn't fair sasha eve izzard

SI: now you're just taunting me

JB: Maybe u'll learn something about stranger danger

SI: ok fine but if you're going to hunt me down and murder me can you at least do it after the new episode of PLL comes out 

SI: just so i can watch it first 

SI: i don't know how good the wifi connection will be from my grave

JB: u realise u're discussing ur death with a potential murderer 

JB: u don't know anything about me

JB: aren't u worried

SI: No

JB: why not

SI: you would never be able to get to me

JB: why not

SI: i'm guessing when you searched my name earlier, it was through instagram and not a search engine

JB: yeah

JB: why

SI: google me 

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