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now that i know u're not za

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Jb: Sasha Eve Izzard

JB: the nineteen year old daughter of ASIO Director-General, William Izzard 

 Jb: what's an ASIO 

 SI: Australia's national security 

 SI: so good luck with that murder thing 

 SI: but you wouldn't even make it to my fence

SI: even though i don't have a fence

JB: should u be telling me this stuff

SI: it's all public knowledge

 Jb: u have a twin? 

SI: your stalking has no bounds

JB: it was in the article 

JB: how bout a threesome? ;) 

 SI: disregarding the fact that that would be incest 

 SI: this would be marginally less creepy if I knew you weren't a forty year old creep 

 JB: lol 

 JB: I'm not forty 

 JB: Not til September ;)

 SI: suit yourself 

 JB: why do I get the feeling you haven't given up

 SI: I havent

 SI: hello background check 😈

JB: can u do that?

SI: the daughter of William Izzard can do anything she wants 

SI: except break the law or stay out after 1. 

JB: Drew

SI: that wasn't so hard. last name?

JB: Mallette 

SI: instagram says no

JB: what?

SI: user cannot be found

JB: i don't have instagram

SI: this isn't fair, i don't get to know what you look like

JB: is it that important

SI: I guess not

JB: u've seen more of me than most people ;)

SI: what

SI: oh

SI: oh

SI: the abs picture

JB: now that i know u're not za, u can tell me what u really think ;)

SI: my sister thinks you have a cute chest

JB: u showed ur sister?

SI: yes

SI: we stayed up all night discussing it

SI: and then i fell asleep cuddling my phone

JB: ha ha very funny

SI: why don't you want me to know what you look like

JB: maybe i'm insecure

SI: says the guy who had no shame in sending me body pics

JB: i can send u more than that if u want ;)

SI: are you always this thirsty 

JB: no, sometimes i get hungry ;)

SI: 

JB: hey i gotta go 

JB: talk soon 

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