SI: HELP
JB: what's wrong
SI: Lyss is making me watch suicide squad and i'm two minutes away from attempting death via choking on popcorn
JB: do it & then come back & tell me how many pieces of popcorn it took
SI: 🙃🔪
JB: 😂😂😂
SI: what do i have to do to convince you to make an instagram?
JB: what do you mean?
SI: when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no
JB: don't start with that crap
SI: not a bieber fan?
JB: no
SI: what do you have against the biebs?
JB: nothing, just not a fan
JB: are you?
SI: kinda
JB: kinda?
SI: i love his music
JB: really
SI: yeah
SI: i nearly met him once
JB: nearly?
SI: we were staying at the same hotel
SI: ran into him in the hallway
SI: tried to say hi
SI: his bodyguards ordered me away
JB: he sounds like a tool
SI: i think he was just overworked and tired
SI: i can't really blame him
SI: besides i don't need to meet him to be his fan and appreciate his music
SI: sorry
SI: got a little bit carried away
JB: no its ok
JB: i always want to know what my fans think
SI: fans?
JB: *friends
SI: awwwwwwwww
SI: we're friends
JB: leave me alone
SI: never
SI: you're stuck with me now
SI: za too
SI: forever
JB: GTG
SI: ... well that ruined it
JB: just so u know
JB: i'd stop for a photo with u
SI: that's cute but you're not Justin Bieber 😂
JB:
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