JB: chandlerbing
SI: ????????????
SI: INSTAGRAM?
JB: Snapchat
SI: I'll take what i can get
SI: What's Za's snapchat?
JB: No
SI: why not?
JB: all he wants are nudes
SI: maybe i'll send him some 😏
SI: Brb, going to add you
JB: Sizzard??
JB: why does ur user sound like a pokemon character
SI: calm down chandler bing
JB: it's my alias 😂
JB: not many ppl know about my snapchat
JB: feel honored
SI: you make it sound like people are absolutely dying to have you on snapchat
JB: they are
SI: Shit
JB: What's wrong?
SI:
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JB: stop taking screenshots of my snap story
SI: shut up
SI: this is my first time seeing you
SI: you're actually not a pedophile
SI: or old
SI: or creepy
SI: you have nice hair
SI: and skin
JB: now ur the one thats creepy
SI: sorry haha
SI: i'm a bit overwhelmed
SI: like obviously i knew you were real
SI: Luke told me the background check he ran using your phone number was all clear
JB: what
JB: u ran a background check on me?
SI: I DIDN'T READ IT I SWEAR
SI: I just asked Luke a few questions
JB: questions like what
SI: basics like if you were really 22 and if you really lived in america
JB: why would i lie about that
SI: sorry
SI: but i just have to be sure
SI: there are a lot of weird people in this world
JB: because background checks are normal
SI: ok
SI: deserved that one
JB: why wouldnt u just ask me
SI: no offence
SI: but we don't know each other
SI: how could i trust that you were telling the truth
JB: u didn't have to invade my privacy
SI: I told you
SI: I didn't read it. I promise. I had Luke look over it just to make sure you weren't a weirdo.
JB: who the fu*k is luke
SI: Luke works for my dad
SI: I'm not sorry for the background check, i wouldn't still be texting you if i hadn't done it.
SI: But I am sorry I invaded your privacy.
JB: I know it might not seem like a big deal to u but
JB: i value my privacy
JB: please don't do it again
SI: one condition
JB: What's that?
SI: will you send me lucky charms?
SI: I'll pay for them and everything
SI: I had them when i went to New York
SI: But no one sells them here
JB: lol
JB: I'll send you as many as you want
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