Drunk!Jacklynn

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Me: *drinking beer*

Ollie: *walks in* Hey Jack, have you-*sees me drinking beer*

Me: *drunk* HmmmMM? *hic*

Ollie: What. Are. You. Doing?

Me: Oh HIIII OllIE Jolly POlly!! *hic* My *hic* SISter gave ME some ROOT BEER!!!

Ollie: ......I think I need Endo to help you.

~time skip and travel to the lab brought to you by Drunk Chara~

Ollie: Endo 01? Um, Jacklynn is acting strange...

Endo 01: *building something* Uh huh.

Ollie: I think that she's hallucinating!!

Endo 01: Uh huh.

Ollie: ....*about to say something*

Me: *insert a spanish meme**hiccups*

Endo 01: *now understands the situation* ALRIGHT, WHO GAVE HER THE BEER!?!?

~meanwhile~

Salt: *laughing*

RJ: *walks up to him* What are you laughing at?

Salt: *calms down enough to tell RJ* Jacklynn's drunk, and it's not my fault! *starts laughing again when he hears the spanish meme*

RJ: *laughs a little* *stops* But we should help her out.

Salt: Hmm......nah! *teleports somewhere else*

Rachelle: *snickers* Sheesh, how much did she drink?

~back to the lab~

Endo 01: *holding me still* How much did you drink?

Me: Maybe.....*hic* Eleventy two...HAhAHAHAHA!! *starts spinning around*

Endo 01: Okay, did you just find her like this?

Ollie: She was nearly done with the beer bottle. I didn't know how much-

Me: *drinking more*

Endo and Ollie: NOOOOO!!! *takes the bottle away from me*

Me: *cries* GIMMEH!!!!! *hic*

Ollie: Nononononononoononononononononononono. *throwing all the beer bottles away*

Ennard: *about to crawl in, but decides not to*

Me: HEY *hic* YOU HEAD!!! GET ME *hic* MORE BEER!!! *still crying*

Ennard: *gives me some beer*

Me: *drinks some of it*

Endo 01: *shoots Ennard with his staff* NO.

RJ: *walks in* What in the name of Fredbear is going on?

Fredbear: *peeks his head into the door way* You called?

RJ: No...

Ollie: *trying to take the bottle from me* She's drunk and I don't know why!

Me: *hic* AND I said no MORe of yoUr Bull**** BEN!! *hic*

RJ: I think Salt did it.

Moose: I agree too.

RJ: When did you get here!?

Moose: I just got here, but I heard the conversation through the vents.

Salt: *from another room* FOR THIS ONCE, I DIDN'T DO IT!!

Ollie: Then who did?

Everyone: *thinks, then realizes* WHAT THE HECK PURPLE GUY!?

Purple Guy: *laughs* Nah, it wasn't me. Although I was there for it. She was super sad, and started drinking, and now she's drinking another one....make that two.

Me: *already drank one bottle and drinking the other one*

Everyone but PG and Salt: NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!!! *taking the bottles away and throwing it away*

~meanwhile~

Nightmarrione: That's supposed to happen?

???: I guess she tried to numb it, but now she knows the intentions.

Nightmarrione: I understand. But now, can I use my device?

???: Not yet....we still need to wait until the right time. For now, let's see how this turns out.

Nightmarrione: *nods and teleports away*

???: *watches a bit more, then also teleports away*

*the only thing left there was a piece of black and white cloth*

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