Spoi Spoi for those who haven't played it yet--
Me: *beginning of the game* My name is Eggs Benedict. Hilarious.
~time skip~
Me: *shocking Bellora* NO WONDER THEY WANT TO KILL US!!!! *now at Funtime Foxy* OH MY GOSH I AM SOOO SORRY GUYS!!!!!!
Animatronics: *want to kill me*
Me: GOD WHY IS THIS SO SCARY AHHH---
~time skip~
Me: BABY IS NOT ON HER STAGE OR I DON'T SEE HER AT ALL HGNNNN---
~time skip~
Me: Alright, second night. I want a girl to talk to me, I hope it's the same one that has been talking to me before-
Handy: Thank you for choosing...angsty teen.
Me: ....Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!! What in the name-
A.Teen: Alright, you know the drill...so, whatever.
Me: Oh, those types. -_- *crawls through the vents*
A.Teen: Funny story, there was a dead body in the vent.
Me: HOW IS THAT FUNNY!? *crawls faster*
A.Teen: Okay, not so funny. But it's a story!
Me: -_-
A.Teen: Alright, let's check on Bellora.
Me: 0-0
Bellora: *at the window*
Me: HOly honey--
A.Teen: Let's zap her. That'll be fun.
Me: *zaps* ;_; I don't like this anymore.
A.Teen: Let's look at Funtime Foxy.
Me: 00000_00000
FT.Foxy: *at the window*
Error A.Teen: Great. Great. Great.
Me: HOW IS THIS GREAT!?!?
~time skip~
Me: *in the hidey hole* Oh god oh no oh lord have mercy on my sou-
???: *slowly opening the door*
Me: AIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! *holding onto the door to not let them open it* NONONONONONO!!!!
???: *stops opening the door for a moment*
Me: *closes it* Just don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't-
???: *starts opening the door again*
Me: AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII--
~Time Skip~
Me: *listening to the voice* Alright, go slowly. Just go slow and Bellora won't hear you...
Handy: Make sure you go through as quick and quietly as possible through the Bellora gallery.
Me: *crawling through the vent slowly* Yeah and make sure I die!!!???
~nearly at the door~
Bellora: *spinning right in front of me*
Me: OH MY LOOOOOROOOORRRRRRRRRRRDDDD!!!!!!!! *crawls into the breaker room* Thank GOSH I made it- *sees Funtime Freddy*
FT.Freddy: *moving when the lights flash*
Me: I AM GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS NIGHTMARE SAVE ME PLEASE BEFORE I GET STUFFED INTO THE SUIT OF BABY OR ENNARD AND WHERE THE HECK IS BIDYBAB!?!?!?!?!?!?
~time skip~
Bellora: Is someone in the room?
Me: *thoughts* Nope. No one in here! Just leave me alone and don't make me die!! *cries*
Bellora: Maybe not....
Me: *bolts for the vent*
~time skip~
Handy: There is no need to check on Baby right now. Please make your way into the Funtime Audotorium.
Me: Hmmm.....Nah. *goes to check on Baby and gets new story info then walks into the Funtime Audiotorium* Gosh it's pitch black.
Handy: You may flash a beacon of light to get your bearings. Funtime Foxy is motion activated, so please use it as little as possible.
Me: I WILL USE IT EVERY TEN STEPS--
FT.Foxy: *near me when I shine the beacon*
Me: THREE STEPS IS MORE THAN ENOUGH.
~time skip~
Me: *trying to get the Bonnie puppet* COme. ON. WHy. WOn't. YOu. STay. STILL!?!?
Bonnie Puppet: Trollolololololol!
Me: Loll.
Bonnie Puppet: DON'T CALL ME STUPID!!! *jumpscare*
Me: It's really hard to be intimidated by the plush. *eventually presses the button* HAHAHA!!!! I did it!! *runs through the room* Huh, Funtime Foxy is not there. This shall be a piece of cake.
FT.Foxy: *jumpscare*
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! I WAS RIGHT THERE!!! HOW CAN YOU-I CAN'T-I CALL BLASPHEMY!!!!!
Part Two will be out soon.
I wanted them into parts for those who haven't made it past Night four yet.
So yeah, thanks for reading!
Live your dreams, ward off nightmares, PEACE!!
I really need a therapist after this...
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Ask and Dare: Five Nights at Freddy's (And FANgames)
FanfictionScott Cawthon owns the FNAF franchise. I only own my OC's and my characters. This was suggested by @RealBonnieBunny I hope that you guys enjoy this as much as I might!
