Me: *sleeping in my room*
Alarm clock: *squaks it's "beautiful" morning call* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP BE--
Me: *uses my sword to cleave it in half, then goes back to sleep* Five. More. Minutes.
Dioxi: *scrambles up my bed, using her claws as climbing gear, then sits on my chest*
Me: *mumbles and turns away*
Dioxi: *grabs my ear* WAKE UP YOU LITTLE HUMAN!!!
Me: WAH! *uses my sword and swings it at Dioxi*
Dioxi: *dodges and pulls out her knife* HEY! Don't you do that to me!!!
Calendar: *takes place of the alarm clock* BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP--
Me: *draws out the scissors and glares at the calendar*
Calendar: *stops*
Me: *puts my scissors back* Anyway, what?
Dioxi: *drops the knife and has her ears are down* Did you forget something?
Me: *thinks....* Uhm...I don't think so???
Dioxi: *facepalm* Of course. *jumps off the bed, and walks into the hallway*
Me: WELL GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO!! *throws her knife out of my window*
Dioxi: *gasps and jumps onto the bench near the window, and looks down* MY BABY!!! *glares at me* HOW COULD YOU!?!?
Me: *shrugs sincerely, then runs out of the room*
Dioxi: I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!
???: OW! Who threw a knife down here!?
Dioxi: *looks down and smiles like a psycho* YoU agaIN! *laughs and jumps out of the window to grab the certain puppet*
Reaper Puppet: OH SHOOT!! NO NO NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!!!!! *keeping her off his face because claws*
~time skip brought to you by a scared tree man~
Me: *after getting dressed, I am eating breakfast, watching Dioxi chase a puppet across the lawn* Hmm...why is everyone waking me up? *remembers the date on the calendar* OH. OHHH!!! *grabs my shoes and coat and gets the heck out of dodge [to my bike] and starts going to the pizzeria*
~meanwhile in a different location~
N.Fredbear: *holding a present* I'll bet she'll like this!
Nightmare: *still human* Please don't tell me it's another joke book.
N.Fredbear: Nope!
Springtrap: Is it a new poptart box? I ate all of hers so...
Kibblez: Spring!
Springtrap: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT IT TASTE GOOD WITH COFFEE!! *has his ears down and huffs*
N.Spring Bonnie: Is it some art supplies?
N.Fredbear: Nope and nope! You'll see later. But shouldn't you get some presents on your own?
Nightmare: I can't. I'm-- *remembers he's still a human* Oh...*sighs* Spring, where's the money?
Springtrap: I am not telling! *crosses his arms and turns away*
Nightmare: *shrugs* Alright, I'll ask Gold.
Springtrap: *looks worried, then runs over* GOLD DON'T TELL NIGHTMARE WHERE THE MONEY IS!!!!!
N.Spring Bonnie: What does he do with the money anyway?
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Ask and Dare: Five Nights at Freddy's (And FANgames)
FanfictionScott Cawthon owns the FNAF franchise. I only own my OC's and my characters. This was suggested by @RealBonnieBunny I hope that you guys enjoy this as much as I might!
