harry: ur so gross i hate u
the douche bag : BABU
harry: leave me alone stalker
the douche bag : but baby pls...
harry: don't call me that
harry: it makes me cringe
the douche bag : ur so mean
harry: ur so nasty
the douche bag : but seriously
the douche bag : u wanna fuck?
harry: do u want me to block u again
the douche bag : i'll just bother gemma until she convinces u to unblock me again
harry: ughhhh go away
the douche bag : sorry princess i can't
harry: *gag*
the douche bag : aw baby its ok if u have a gag reflex daddy will be gentle with u
harry: ew stop it u freak
the douche bag : bitch pls its ok to be a freak in the sheets
harry: good god
the douche bag : yes baby pray like the innocent little frog u are
harry: is this how u get laid?
the douche bag : well no normally im getting laid in real life and not over text
harry: if u message me one more time tonight i'll seriously kick u in the teeth
the douche bag: that just means u'll actually have to see me face to face and once u see all this, you'll def wanna fuck
harry: die
i love harry in this so much lol idk why
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Fanfiction[social media au] basically louis is a fuck boy and harry thinks he's trash. until he doesn't. bottom!harry as always ❦ ꒰ ⑅ discontinued ꒱ ˖♡
