harry: you haven't messaged me in like five days i'm worried you died or something
the douche bag: awww babu is worried about me
harry: NO I'M NOT I'M JUST NOT USED TO THIS PEACEFUL SILENCE
the douche bag: there there, little one... daddy is okay (*￣▽￣)ノ"(- -*)
harry: I hate you so much
the douche bag: if you hated me you wouldn't have messaged me
harry: whatever
harry: but seriously are you okay?
the douche bag: I'm fine
harry: you sure...?
the douche bag: yup
harry: you don't sound sure
the douche bag: actually I'm great now that you're the one initiating the conversation
harry: yeah well even tho you're a fuck boy, I don't want you to die
the douche bag: I'm not a fuck boy 😒
harry: yeah ok
the douche bag: seriously
harry: okay
the douche bag: whatever I have to go to work
harry: are you sure you're okay?
the douche bag: i said I'm fine
harry: I'm just trying to be nice, you don't have to be an asshole to me
the douche bag: I'm sorry ok I gotta go
harry: fine
the douche bag: can I explain later?
harry: you don't owe me an explanation
harry: we're not even friends
the douche bag: don't say that... i'm sorry I'll explain after work
harry: ok
the douche bag: bye babu
harry: bye
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Fanfiction[social media au] basically louis is a fuck boy and harry thinks he's trash. until he doesn't. bottom!harry as always ❦ ꒰ ⑅ discontinued ꒱ ˖♡
