the douche bag: goodnight babu
harry: don't talk to me
the douche bag: babuuu 😞
harry: go away
the douche bag: don't be like that
the douche bag: i just wanna fuck u so bad babu
harry: ew ew EW
the douche bag: why not???? i'm hot, ur hot we should just fuck and be hot together
harry: first of all, no thank you
harry: second of all, just bc ur attractive does not mean you can fuck me. i have standards
the douche bag: so u think i'm attractive ???
harry: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO DENSE
the douche bag: DON'T YELL AT ME BABU 😖
harry: i hate u
the douche bag: no you don't babu don't say that
harry: fine
the douche bag: what?
harry: i have a proposition for you
the douche bag: what is it??? 🤔
harry: if you don't have sex with anyone for six weeks, i'll consider it
the douche bag: SIX WEEKS
harry: yup
the douch bag: THAT'S SO LONG
harry: well if you haven't had sex for a while then you already got a head start
the douch bag: ....
harry: when was the last time you had sex?
the douch bag: yesterday.....
harry: 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
the douch bag: BABU DON'T BE MAD
the douch bag: I PROMISE I WON'T HAVE SEX FOR SIX WEEKS
harry: yeah right lol i'm not even gonna worry
the douch bag: I WILL WAIT FOR YOU BABU I PROMISE
harry: goodnight lewis
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Fanfiction[social media au] basically louis is a fuck boy and harry thinks he's trash. until he doesn't. bottom!harry as always ❦ ꒰ ⑅ discontinued ꒱ ˖♡
