Bucky Barnes X Reader One-shots

Hiding a dead body

Based off Prompt 20 "Bucky dearest light-of-my-life pudding-face?" you cozy up to Bucky, battering your eyelashes so much your eyes were actually beginning to ache. "Yessss....." he murmured, turning away from the TV "How do you hide a dead body?" 

A lot of you (for some strange reason) really liked the idea of asking a master assassin how to hide a body... 

Each to one's own I guess.

*As a warning there is mention of stabbing, blood and stuff just so everyone's aware*

As usual I hope you enjoy :) Stay fabulous xXx

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Ever since you laid eyes on Chad Seligmann you had this intense feeling-no, desire. Yes, an intense desire that played on your mind like no other.

An intense desire to kill.

There was just something about Chad that really ticked you off; whether it was his unwelcoming flirtatious nature, his complete and utter stupidity or his massive ego you didn't know but-

"Hey there beautiful." speak of the devil.

"Hey Chad." you spoke sharply, trying to indicate that you were not in the mood for his games.

"Aw, don't be like that sweetie." as Chad approached you backed away, keeping a comfortable distance between you two.

"Chad, please for the love of God read my lips. I. Have. A. Boyfriend. Please. Back. Away. And. Leave. Me. Alone!" you articulated each word as best as you could, but it wasn't enough.

"I don't care, that killer could never love you like I can." your blood was reaching boiling point, in self-defense you picked up a nearby knife.

"Stay away from me Chad or I'll be forced to use this!" you tried to look threatening, but with your hand shaking violently you knew you looked like a timid mouse.

"You would never. Women are all the same, they act like they don't want it but they do. They act all defensive and tough when really they-" Chad approached you hastily, without thinking, you sunk the knife deep into his abdomen.

"B-B-itc-Bi-" Chad spluttered as you twisted the knife around before dislodging it causing a slow, but steady, stream of blood from the wound.

After a few seconds of you both standing in shock Chad stumbled forward before shoving you in the shoulder and desperately trying to take the knife from you.

"Ahhh!" in a fit of rage you repeatedly stabbed and punched him, just wanting this whole ordeal to be over.

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After cleaning-up and composing yourself you decide you needed to seek help from the person you loved the most dearly.

"Bucky dearest light-of-my-life pudding-face?" you cozy up to Bucky, battering your eyelashes so much your eyes were actually beginning to ache. 

"Yessss....." he murmured, turning away from the TV.

"How do you hide a dead body?" 

"A dead body? Well any body you are hiding hopefully is dead so- Wait. A DEAD BODY?!" it took a while for what you said to sink in, but Bucky eventually got there.

"OH GOD (Y/N) PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE KILLED SOMEONE!" Bucky put his hands on your shoulders, forcing you to look into his dazzling eyes, not that you minded of course.

"Chad was just being his usual self but this time he got too close and he was advancing on me and-" Bucky pressed a metal finger to your lips.

"That's all I needed to hear (y/n), now where is the body?" well that was a sudden change in heart.

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"You did all that?!" Bucky was examining the body while you stood over his shoulder.

"Um...Yeah?" you whispered.

"Well, remind me not to get on your bad side." Bucky stood up and rubbed his hands together.

"Thanks? I think..." a small grin formed in the corner of your mouth 

"No problem, now let's get rid of Chad." Bucky heaved the body onto his shoulder before pausing.

"But how?" for the love of all things sweet and holy...

"That's what I ask you! YOU SAID you knew!" you raised your voice, but as soon as you realised your predicament you lowered it once again.

"Ha. Gotcha. Of course I know what to do, we're taking Chad here to the nearest SHIELD safe zone and burying him six feet under." you nodded, deep in thought.

"Ok, but how are we getting Chad there? The nearest safe zone is miles away!" you ran your hands down your face and neck, frustrated at yourself for getting into this mess.

"We'll need to fold him into the trunk of course. Now hurry up, let's get going!"

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And just like that you and Bucky disposed of a body.

It wasn't a pretty job but you did it.

Bravo.

Look at you go.

You and Bucky make a great team.

10/10-IGN

Congrats.