Warriors: SuperClan

Chapter 16

Fastpaw darted through the forest, already on his fifth lap of SuperClan's territory in the last 18 seconds. It was getting rather old, he mused. Why had they clamoured as kits to get out of camp? Granted, it had only been about a week, but Fastpaw was already bored of his territory. He'd already seen it 120945789348572938475 times!

Of course, idle hands are the devils plaything- or more to the point- the bored cat was going to get in trouble. And so Fastpaw, the bored little gray tom, decided to take a stroll through the nearby territories. By stroll, I mean he zoomed through them so fast that he made it from Britain to Greece in 0.87 seconds and back in the next 2. 

On his way back, he found two cats yelling at each other loudly. One, a shaggy orange tom, had reddish eyes and an overall aloof attitude. The other, a tiny cream and white she-cat with large green eyes, had the loudest voice Fastpaw had ever heard.

"Why are you arguing?" Fastpaw asked. To their credit, neither seemed  overly startled that he had appeared out of thin air.

"I have the better superpower!" The little white cat shouted.

"Nah, man. Mine is waaay better. Like, totally rad, man." The other tom swayed as he spoke and almost fell over even though he hadn't been moving. 

"No MINE IS BETTER!"

"Nah man."

"AAARGH!" 

"Maybe I can take you to my super ultimate leader and he can decide which of your powers is better?" Fastpaw suggested. The two cats stared at each other before reluctantly agreeing. 

The gray tom darted away, appearing at the entrance of the camp. A few seconds later, when he realized that neither cat had followed, he hit his head with his tail. Then, he zoomed back to them.

"You guys are very slow." He informed them primly. Then, he settled himself for the loooooong (maybe 10 minute) walk to his camp.

They barged through the camp entrance and Fastpaw yelled at the top of his lungs "Hey Superstar! I HAVE PEOPLE HERE."

The elegant and most majestic leader of all leaders floated from his den.

"Who dares disturb my slumber?!"

Fastpaw nudged the two cats forward. "I have found these two random cats on the road, my lord, leader, king, majesty, grand duke, supreme overlord, sir ma'am sir. They need to know which one of them has the better superpower."

Superstar eyed the two cats. "Very well. You! Milky one! What is your name and power?"

The green eyed she-cat gave him an unimpressed look. "My name is Milk. My power is milk." She waved a paw, and it started raining milk. 

Superstar stuck out his tongue and let the milk coat his tongue. "Well this is quite delicious! ME GUSTA!" Then he made a strange face. "Other cat! What-"

"Heeeey man." The shaggy tom interrupted. "I'm, like, yeah my name is Hippie. And I see in colors. They're beautiful, man! So many greens and reds floating in the air."

Every cat stared at him.

"Are you high?" Fastpaw finally asked. Hippie pulled out a hoard of catmint.

"Nah, these are my medicinal herbs. They make me real mellow."

"You win! Come, lets be mellow together in my den!" Superstar snatched the tom and led him (and more specifically, the catmint) to his den.

"That's not even fair! He doesn't even have a superpower!" Milk whined.

Fastpaw shrugged. "Wanna have a race?"

Milk's tail twitched. "You're going to win." She stated.

Fastpaw nudged her, dropping into a crouch. "Oh come on, it'll be fun. I want to see how many laps around the territory I can do by the time you get around it once."

"I'm not even part of your Clan."

"Oh yeah..."

"...lets do it anyway!"

It turns out that Fastpaw can get around SuperClan territory 1354749345634 times before Milk could.

Blaze doesn't know what just happened here, but something happened...