Mintpaw wandered around camp, changing colors arbitrarily due to boredom. Suddenly, it started raining milk. Mintpaw sighed in annoyance, feeling the substance sink into her fur unpleasantly.
"Milk!" she yowled.
"Huh?" the white rogue woke with a start.
"You were making it rain milk in your sleep, again."
"Sorry, Mintpaw," she apologized.
"ALL CATMINTS- I MEAN MINT CATS- I MEAN UH MEDICINAL HERBS WAIT NO- CATS! ALL CATMINT HERB CATS GATHER SQUARE BENEATH THE OVERLORDLY CHUNK OF SAMITE-WORTHY ROCK!" Superstar yowled.
The entire clearing fell dead silent as all the cats turned to look at their leader.
"IN HONOR OF THE CATMINT MEDICINE COLORS WHICH HATH MORE BEAUTY THAN ALL THE TRESSES OF FAIRY MAIDENS COMBINED, I HEREBY PROCLAIM THAT FROM THIS DAY FOREVERWARDS, ALL CATMINT- I MEAN MEDICINAL COLORS- WAIT NO- MEDICINAL HERBS SHALL BE GIVEN TO ME, FOR STORAGE IN MY MOST SUPERCILIOUS DEN!" Superstar yowled, swaying lopsidedly.
From inside his den, a vague "Wheeeeee!" could be heard from Hippie. All the cats simply stared at Superstar for a few moments, before Oaktail stepped forwards.
"You're high."
"I HAVE MOST DEFINITIVELY NEVER SUPPOSED AS TO BE SUCH"
"You're high."
"NAH"
"Yes."
"NAH"
"How did you even become leader, anyways?"
"... NAH"
"AGH"
This strange chapter was written by le Amazing Annco! Hope you enjoyed!
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