The 80s

Meet The Past

So Prince has been to say the least, more open than he's ever been. He's telling me everything about him, his past, just everything. I learned about his women, some of his pet peeves, and just shit he's done in general. The man is an open book now. While I appreciate it, some shit I just wish I didn't know but some shit I have to say is just fucking hilarious.

While he talks I mentally take notes on his chicks so that I have a sort of roster of women he's DEFINITELY for 100% fucked at the very least. I mainly focused on the well known ones, because I have more of a possibility of seeing them versus the others and to be honest some on them surprised the hell out of me. Granted, some made me hellafied upset because I was around but I mean, could I really be upset? I'm no angel either.

See I've realized that his method is to revolve like 4-5 women at any given time, some last longer & others don't, some are well known and some aren't. He's like a baby, you can make the baby laugh once but can you continue to make it laugh again... and keep him laughing.

Kim Upsher - high school, first proper one, he had a major crush on her apparently.

Sue-Ann Carwell - Mainly to get back at Jellybean, he liked her & she could SAANG! I've heard the tapes.

Susan Moonsie - Shame about her, good wife material. Susan was Prince's girlfriend just out of high school & her parents apparently hated Prince because he was black & her momma is east indian but they came around once they realized Prince was rich & famous, Prince was pretty good to her back then, she was a real nice girl from the sound of it & sounds like she was one of the first to treat my pookie with some real care & affection. She was real beautiful too. He tried to get with Patrice Rushen (her & Susan looked alike to him) but she declined him. Now sad thing is that him getting with Susan really cooled his relations with Kim Upsher, his actual high school girlfriend, who used to be a cheerleader there & was real pretty too. He showed me old pictures. He actually put her in Purple Rain, she had a small part in it, as the waitress who served Morris/Apples champagne ("Whose paying for dis, Morris?") This story made me laugh; apparently back in the day, once Prince was real mad at Andre for something (& apparently Andre liked Kim too) so Prince went upstairs (he slept in Berna's basement at the time) & fucked Kim rawdog in Andre's bed, & made sure he knew about it by leaving her panties in there. COLD BLOODED!!  Another time Berna caught them skipping school & fucking on the couch in her front room & she whooped Prince's horny ass into next week.

Lisa Coleman - They fucked once or twice initially & he wrote a song about her, it's called Lisa & unreleased. 

Jill Jones - Somebody needs to sit her down and go over her options because i'm watching their shit fold out first hand. How many times is Prince is gonna have to keep fucking her over before she finally leaves for good? Her voice is off the chain & she's got a lot of talent but Prince & she are squandering it. I would help, but I feel that it's none of my affair, me and her don't really talk anyway. So apparently when they first met (through Teena Marie, who is the coolest bitch I have ever met) Prince used to firstly refuse to claim her in public which is usual for him. He also used to just grab her & fuck her in the men's toilets at First Avenue around Purple Rain and didn't care who knew/heard them. That shit right here made me feel ill as fuck because those bathrooms are disgusting & if you ever been in there you would know. Their cleaning crew is non existent. Now their currently working on her debut album due to be released in May, i'm hoping for the best because she's got one song called Mia Bocca, that shit is my jam! I mean he actually wrote the song for me last year while we were shooting Under The Cherry Moon due to my situation with Michael at the time. But she does the song way more justice, she has that voice for it. He's actually given her a few of the songs we wrote together during that time. Anyway she was in Purple Rain as Prince's last resort & apparently she tore up the script in the airplane, threw it every which ways & ran to the bathroom when she realized that Prince cut her part even MORE, her assistant had to go all over the plane getting the pieces back. Damn! During filming Prince was sweet as pie to her & straight after of course he did not even look at her twice. In fact, one day on the set of the movie she & Prince got into a shouting match over her costume she was meant to be wearing which was really a glorified hooker getup! Shame, cause she just wants the best for his stubborn ass, just like I do.