First off, school started for me this week. In the span of the four days I have been there, I have already forgotten: -To bring home my math binder. I had to do my homework during lunch. -My Independent reading book for LA (or English, whatever your school calls it). The best part of this is that I stuck a post-it on it saying 'put in school bag' AND I STILL FORGOT IT! Here's a pic:
Hoppla! Dieses Bild entspricht nicht unseren inhaltlichen Richtlinien. Um mit dem Veröffentlichen fortfahren zu können, entferne es bitte oder lade ein anderes Bild hoch.
In other news, last night I found my old writing notebook from 3rd grade. Most of it is just random school assignments, but I also wrote stories in it. They're about four pages each, and they make no sense. I'm not sure when I had the time to write them in class but eh...?
Example: the first one is called 'Jojo and Kiki and the Banana Girls'. It would take forever to type, so I'll just summarize it.
So Jojo and Kiki are at a sleepover, and and Jojo was doing the hula in his sleep and he fell on top of Kiki and got turned into a female banana. (Side note: Jojo apparently fell off a cliff and is now very stupid because that's totally how the world works) Kiki also got turned into a banana and they were teleported into a random bunch of bananas for some reason. Then this green banana yells at them and they make friends with a banana named Juliana (loverofbrownies I apologize on behalf of my 9-year-old self) and then Jojo, Kiki, and Juliana fall out of the bunch and into a flying machine. Then there's a tornado and they end up in Texas...? Then a girl named Annie starts chasing them, but a giant baby named Jamie saves them (Side note: Jamie was my friend at the time. She's one of those kids who plays like four sports and imagining her as a gigantic baby is really freaking funny.) Then, Jamie says that Bobyo and the squares are on the move, which supposedly explains everything. (Bobyo was a character in a game my friends and I played at recess called purple aliens. He was a purple alien without legs and he was not evil)
Then Jamie flies Jojo and Kiki home and Juliana just disappears or something. There's also a banana named Marleana in there (another one of my friends at the time) somewhere but she isn't really mentioned all that much. Also, according to the 1-sentence epilogue, Jojo will apparently eat Juliana in the future.
By the way, this all happened, and I quote 'A long time ago, in 1857 to be exact'
YEAH. AND I THOUGHT MY FIRST WATTPAD STORY WAS BAD.
WANNA KNOW SOMETHING WORSE? THERE ARE 4 SEQUELS TO THIS GARBAGE!!! HERE'S THE TITLES:
-Jojo and Kiki and the Mimi Mystery -Jojo, Kiki, and Mimi and The Emergency Room Confusion -Jojo, Kiki, and Mimi and Their Teenage Years (my personal favorite title) -Jojo and The Question Globe
I was going to make more, but then the school year ended and I lost that notebook.
AND I SHOWED THEM ALL TO MY TEACHER!! TEACHER I THANK YOU FOR SOMEHOW FINDING GOOD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT THIS TRASH TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD!! AND FRIENDS I APOLOGIZE FOR MAKING YOU BANANAS AND GIGANTIC BABIES!!
I also found my 3rd grade diary which I'm not even going to get into.
