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Strange Dreams

Guess who's sick again :/

I've gotten sick a lot in the past six months. This is slightly concerning.

Anyway, I'm gonna tell y'all about some weird dreams I've had.

The Backyardigans

Did any of you ever watch that show when you were little. I loved that show. And I love that Undertale meme with the backyardigans theme song. You know the one where it has all the Undertale characters pictures with the names, and then the music is distorted and Toriel's dying. Yeah. That meme.

So as I was drifting off to sleep one night, I started thinking about that meme. And somehow that translated to a dream where me and one of my friends had a long and complicated list of things to do to get random characters from kids TV shows ready for school. It was like 'Organize this bookshelf, brush Mickey Mouse's teeth, and then send Doc Mcstuffins off to school, but not before you give the Bubble Guppies breakfast.'

When I woke up the next morning, my Dad said I looked kind of confused, because the second I woke up I was like 'What the actual f*** was that dream?'

The Blue Rattlesnake

In this dream, I was on vacation at the beach, and when we checked into the hotel, the guy at the front desk was like 'By the way, there's a blue rattlesnake that lives in your room. You might want to be careful of that.'

Well, apparently, the rattlesnake had a baby that the hotel staff didn't know about. The baby showed up, and it looked like a small brown dog, but with a blue scaley tail with a rattle at the end. My little brother was trying to play with it, but it almost bit him, so my family decided to trap it in a corner of the room... with Saran Wrap...

But, me being smart and all (not really), I told them that they should heat up the Saran Wrap in the microwave, otherwise the snake-dog would just get out.

Then I woke up, and it was 2 in the morning, and the dream happened when we were actually on a beach vacation in real life, and the dream was in the same hotel room we were staying in that night, and I wasn't fully awake, so I was all paranoid about blue rattlesnakes for about 20 minutes before I got back to sleep.

This whole thing was probably caused by me eating too much saltwater taffy before I went to bed :/

I actually had a sexy dream about Chara from Undertale a few nights ago. I'm not going into detail there. No, I am not one of those people, it just happened out of nowhere. I blame my fever.

In case you were wondering, all of my dreams make that much sense.