So, here is my dog, Ozzie:
Here are some random things he's done:
-Bit the pizza man (he did this a few years ago. Two days later the guy's mom showed up and yelled at us...)
-spilled fish food all over the floor, ate half of it, and had to get his stomach pumped. Then, two weeks later, ate and entire tray of brownies and had to get his stomach pumped again.
-Tackles my friend every time she comes to my house
-Barked his head off at Photoshop Flowey's creepy ass laugh from Undertale
So yeah
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