Bed Bugs...?

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So I have itchy red bumps on my legs, and they are somehow related to my bed?

You: It's bed bugs. Get an exterminator.

Me: We looked up pictures of bed bug bites. They're smaller and less spaced out. Also, we couldn't find any other signs of bed bug infestation. So we are pretty sure it's not that. AND I HAVE 18 OF THESE STUPID THINGS. AND THEY ITCH LIKE THE FRICKING DEVIL. ARRRRGHHHH

We're washing all my sheets, and we're hoping that does the trick, and if it doesn't I'm going to be really pissed.

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