Ron: Okay, Harry, we need to get to class!
Harry: This school sucks! Yeah, we learn how to make a feather levitate, but where's the Math or Language Arts?
Ron: The what?
Harry: That's exactly what I am talking about! Yesterday I went to talk to Dumbledore, he had a vial marked Polyjuice Potion. It was crack!
Ron: Um...
Harry: And do I really want to go to a school where gaint trolls can sneak on to the perimeter undetected?
Hermione: But some of the best wizards went to school here!
Ron: And where are they now?
Harry: Dead or on crack!
