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Harry: I can't believe we have detention!

Hagrid: You and Draco go together, Harry.

*15 minutes later*

Harry: This place is freaky...

Malfoy: Is that a goblin...drinking beer?!

Harry: No, that's Charlie Sheen...

Charlie: Winning!

Harry and Malfoy: Ahh! *Runs away*

Malfoy: Is that cloaked guy drinking unicorn blood?!

Harry: Only Voldemort could be that evil!

Lady Gaga: *Removes cloak* Yes! Now I will live forever!

Harry: Draco, get the gun...

Malfoy: *Runs into centaur, and runs away crying*

Centaur: Harry, you are the Chosen One!

Harry: Chosen for what?

Centaur: To have a role in the Women in Black!

Harry: Wow...

Centaur: What?

Harry: Well, I was just hoping for something cooler, you know? Like being picked as a backup dancer in a Justin Beiber music video.

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