Harry: What's up with this Chamber of Secrets thing?
Ron: It's supposed to hold, um...secrets.
Harry: Where is it?
Ron: Under the girls bathroom.
Harry: Seriously? What is wrong with this school, they have their secrets hidden under the girls bathroom!?
Ron: Um...
Harry: Let's go find it!
*15 minutes later*
Ron: We found it!
Harry: It was pretty easy, too. This school really needs to get better at hiding things, I mean, seriously! All through this whole series, everything Hogwarts is trying to hide gets found out by children!
Ron: *Changes subject* The door can't be opened, unless you recite a certain phrase in a different language.
Harry: What do we have to say?
Ron: How should I know?
Harry: *Says something unintelligible*
Ron: What language is that?
Harry: It's not...a...language, you idiot! I'm...choking! A bug...flew into my...mouth! *Coughs up a bug*
Ron: *Door opens* Well, whatever you said, it worked!
Harry: Wow.
Ron: Whoa!
Harry: I should have guessed that it would be a meth lab.
