Harry: So this is the Chamber of Secrets...
Basilisk: *Roars*
Harry: Oh shit! I better destroy that thing!
Kim Kardashian: I'm not the basilisk, you idiot! I'm Kim Kardashian!
Harry: *Screams* The basilisk!
*5 hours later*
Harry: Finally, I killed it! Now to destroy the horcrux. *Starts stabbing horcrux*
Ron: *Appearing out of nowhere* You know that isn't a horcrux right? It's Twilight...
Harry: I know! Damn you, for taking all of our fans!
