Harry: I found the Tri-Wizard Cup! *Graps it and is teleported* What-
Voldemort: Aha! We meet face to face at last! I have finally got you!
Harry: Oh my god! It's Britney Spears without her makeup! Aww, you shaved your head, again?
Voldemort: I am not Britney Spears!
Harry: Oh, I get it, your incognito.
Voldemort: No, I am not Britney Spears at all!
Harry: Oh, you're Katy Perry!
Voldemort: No! I am that guy that wants to kill you, remember?!
Harry: Oh, so you're Eminem?
Voldemort: No! I'm the Dark Lord!
Harry: Oh, you're Justin Beiber!
Voldemort: ...Do you want me to kill you?
Harry: Yes...wait...no...
Voldemort: Forget this! I'm leaving!
