Death...

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Malfoy: I will kill you, Dumbledore!

Harry: NO! *Two minutes pass* Um, are you going to do it?

Malfoy: I will, any minute now, just a sec...

Snape: I am the Halfblood Prince!

Harry: What does that even mean?

Snape: Um...it means...uh. Oh, shut up!

Harry: Meanie.

Snape: Oh, I will kill him and get it over with! Avada Kedavra!

Dumbledore: *Dies*

Harry: Oh my god! You killed Dumbledore!

Ron: *Popping out of nowhere* You bastard!

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