Harry: I found the Ressurection Stone in the Golden Snitch! It will allow me to see my family! *Opens it and a pill pops out* What is this? Ecstasy? Oh, well. I'm going to die anyway, might as well enjoy it. *Takes the pill, and Justin Beiber, Edward Cullen and Yoda appear*
Edward: Don't worry, Bella!
Harry: What the hell?!
Edward: Oh damn it, wrong spoof! *leaves*
Harry: You aren't my family! It says in the script that my family is supposed to appear!
Justin: Shut up! You getting a visit from Justin Beiber, be grateful.
Harry: Nobody cares about you! Seriously though, Yoda? That's the best you could get was Yoda?
Yoda: This is not the creepy looking creature you are looking for.
Harry: I know, that's Voldemort.
Voldemort: *From behind a bush* Hey! No! If anything, that creepy creature should be Justin!
Harry: He has a point...
Voldemort: Screw you, Harry. There's someone I have to get rid of more right now. *Points wand at Justin* Avada Kedavra!
Justin: *Dies*
Yoda: I was going to ask for his autograph...
