Wizard...

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Hagrid: Harry, You are a wizard...

Harry: I'm a what?

Hagrid: Oh my god! Are you deaf? I'm right next to you! Can. You. Hear. Me?!

Harry: Jeesh! Sorry!

Hagrid: Okay, now come outside to my magical flying motorcycle so we can take you to Hogwarts. A school where they have talking hats, professors can turn into cats, and candles float in the air. Also we have free parking from nine to ten.

Harry: I knew I shouldn't have smoked that stuff with Dudley before bed...

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