Voldemort: I will kill you, Lily, and your son!
James: No!
Voldemort: *Lifts wand* Advada Kedavra! *Nothing happens* Oh, damn it! My wands battery died! Let me just pull out my charger. This will only take a second!
*Five hours later*
Voldemort: At last! My wand has a full charge!
James: No!
Voldemort: Wait, a second! Can I have some of that cherry cobbler on the table?
James: Sure.
*10 minutes later*
Voldemort: Now, I will kill you! Wait, my shows on. Do you think we could just put this off for another hour?
James: Why not?
*1 hour later*
Voldemort: Oh! I just love The Vampire Diaries! Okay! Now lets do this! Advada Kedavra!
James: *Dies*
Voldemort: *Walks upstairs* Where are you, Lily? I know you're here! Come out, come out! Marco!
Lily: Polo!
Voldemort: Aha! Now I will kill you!
Lily: No! Wait! Let me live! Kill the boy instead!
