Toni: What did you do now?
Me: What do you mean?
Toni: No! I know you have done something, so tell me what it is!
Me: I only got some new pets to defend against the Russian Rats.
Toni: What pets?
Me: Canadian Cats!
Toni: Canadian Cats. Why, Canadian Cats?
Me: Because the true enemy of Russian Rats, are Canadian Cats!
Toni: .......wow.......
Me: I know genius! Your just so shocked that I took the words out of your mouth.
Toni: Sure.......
Me: Would you like to pet one? They're so cute.
Toni: Okay. *Pets Cat*
Me: Oh No! A Russian Rat! GET HIM CANADIAN KITTY! * Shoves cat at the rat*
*The cat looks at the rat, then presumes to lick the rat.* *They soon slept soundly together.*
Me: That's strange. Maybe that cat is broken.
Toni: Or maybe your wrong.
Me: Impossible! But I liked that joke.
Toni: Right....
Me: I'm going to look into this.
Toni: I'm going back to my tomato farm.
*Both leave*
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Randomness In A Book
RandomJust a bunch of stupidity and randomness. I hope you enjoy anyway. My rp buddy is TrashOfKPop
