Part Eleven

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Me: Hey Toni!

Toni: Yeah?

Me: Why is Ukraine so crazy?

Ukraine: *Maniacal laughter, and running around screaming about being drunk*

Toni: ....

Me: Well?

Toni: Come with me child, it's not safe here.

Ukraine: *Begins to curse, and takes a bottle of vodka from Russia*

Toni: *Covers my ears*

Me: *Takes Toni's hands away from ears* I'll be fine. Just tell me why.

Toni: There are some some things not even I can explain.

Me: Ohhh, like me being able to bring your turtles into battle? *Picks up turtles*

Toni: Well...wait....No that's never allowed!

Me: *Runs home*

Toni: *Chases me*

Me & Toni: *Ram into Ukraine, by accident*

Me: Ohh, uhh, hi Ukraine.

Toni: *Glares at Ukraine*

Drunk Ukraine: Mommy! *Hugs Toni*

Toni: Mommy? Romano can we keep her?

Lovino: No.

Toni: Please *Uses puppy dog eyes*

Lovino: Fine! But only because I said it's okay!

Toni: Yay!

Me: *Confused, but doesn't understand why, as this whole book was random so far, and nothing made sense. So how could I possibly be confused, if this entire book is just random nonsense* Naaaaah. *Walks home*

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