Me: Hey Toni!
Toni: Yeah?
Me: Why is Ukraine so crazy?
Ukraine: *Maniacal laughter, and running around screaming about being drunk*
Toni: ....
Me: Well?
Toni: Come with me child, it's not safe here.
Ukraine: *Begins to curse, and takes a bottle of vodka from Russia*
Toni: *Covers my ears*
Me: *Takes Toni's hands away from ears* I'll be fine. Just tell me why.
Toni: There are some some things not even I can explain.
Me: Ohhh, like me being able to bring your turtles into battle? *Picks up turtles*
Toni: Well...wait....No that's never allowed!
Me: *Runs home*
Toni: *Chases me*
Me & Toni: *Ram into Ukraine, by accident*
Me: Ohh, uhh, hi Ukraine.
Toni: *Glares at Ukraine*
Drunk Ukraine: Mommy! *Hugs Toni*
Toni: Mommy? Romano can we keep her?
Lovino: No.
Toni: Please *Uses puppy dog eyes*
Lovino: Fine! But only because I said it's okay!
Toni: Yay!
Me: *Confused, but doesn't understand why, as this whole book was random so far, and nothing made sense. So how could I possibly be confused, if this entire book is just random nonsense* Naaaaah. *Walks home*
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Randomness In A Book
RandomJust a bunch of stupidity and randomness. I hope you enjoy anyway. My rp buddy is TrashOfKPop
