Randomness In A Book

Part Seven

Me: Hey Toni.

Toni: Hola!

Me: Does anything weird or crazy happen to you?

Toni: Only when I'm around you.

Me: But what if I wasn't there?

Toni: Then my life would be quite normal.

Me: Can I see?

Toni: See what?

Me: See how normal your life is.

Toni: Sure...if by that you mean you just want to come along with me.

Me: Oh! And I almost forgot my body guard.

Toni: Who?

Me: I brought a cat with me, just in case!

Cat: Meow....

Toni: uhhh.....okay then.

Me: So where are we going?

Toni: Well, I had nothing really planed for today.

Me: Maybe I can help with that.

Toni: How? How are you possibly going to help me plan my day?

Me: Well as long as It's a Russian Rat free zone, I will comply.

Toni: What does that even mean?

Me: Well lets go to your house, I'm sure there will be many fun things to do there!

Toni: Hey! Don't just walk into my house! *Chases Me Down*

Me: What are you doing?

Toni: I would be asking you the same thing! BECAUSE WHY THE HELL DO THINK IT'S OKAY TO BARGE INTO SOMEONE'S HOUSE?!? Sorry, my temper again....

Me: I just wanted to pet the turtles....*Makes Puppy Eyes*

Toni: Then ask.

Me: Can I pet your turtles?

Toni: No.

Me: Why not?

Toni: Because I said so. Now can we please do something else. Don't make me chase you with the Russian Rat again.

Me: *Gulps and hugs cat* No thanks, I'm good.

Toni: Okay then.

*France approaches us*

Francis: Bonjour!

Me: Hi papa!

Toni: Please help me!

Francis: How can I help.

Toni: I need you to take your son back. Please! He's acting like his brother, unless...that is his brother!

Francis: *Walks off* I have to go....zomething came up....*Drives off*

Me: Do you hate me? *starts to cry*

Toni: Oh! I don't hate you! I just need a break every once in a while.

Me: Prezil?

Toni: What?

Me: I just took some turtles.

Toni: WHAT!!!

Me: Bye! *Runs off*

Toni: Get Back Here!!!! *Chases after me*