Randomness In A Book

Part Fourty-One

Me: Hey Toni, what do you think I should do?

Toni: Should do about what?

Me: About the Russian Rats!

Toni: Give up.

Me: Surrender is not an option!

Toni: Why does this matter so much to you?

Me: Because prezils!

Toni: ....I still don't get it....

Me: Besides, maybe I'd win if I had some turtles....

Toni: No.

Me: Well, I tried...

Toni: Maybe you can devote your life to something more reasonable.

Me: Like what?

Toni: Well, I have a farm to take care of, along with Romano....but maybe if you had a hobby, you would have something else to keep you busy.

Me: Okay, I'll get the hobby of building traps to catch Russian Rats!

Toni: .......Not understanding your actions is an understatement....I don't understand why your so devoted to this. What did they do to make you want to capture them and win this 'war'?

Me: It all began in the beginning....

Toni: (Oh geez, I hope it's not stupid...)

Me: I was just sitting in my house, until I got thirsty for some coka cola. So I went to the fridge to grab some.......but then!!!! That's when I saw it!!!!!!! A Russian Rat was stealing all my coka cola, right before my eyes!!!! I just couldn't believe it! And so, from that day forward, I planned to capture a Russian Rat, to find out why they did such a thing....

Toni: (It's worse than I thought, this is stupid)

Me: Don't you feel sorry?

Toni: Sure.....but don't you-

Me: Yay! Someone who understands!

Toni: Well, it's going to be a long day....

Me: Why?

Toni: You'll find out soon enough....