Randomness In A Book

Part One

~A/N~ Hey guys! I finally decided to put this up, and uhh...yeah.....that happened....so I did this in middle school, and I thought it was hilarious. 🤗 I made it for fun, and I wanted to show everyone, soo...here we are now......lets just begin. By the way, my friend's name in this is going to be Toni, also who I'm doing the rp with.

Toni: Hi, how are you doing?

Me: Something bad has happened.

Toni: What happened?

Me: Two words.

Toni: ....

Me: Russian Rats!

Toni: What are you talking about?

Me: They stole all my Coka cola, and I don't know why!!! 😢

Toni: Are you okay? I'm sorry that happend.

Me: It's okay, I'll just get my revenge on those rodents.

Toni: How are you going to do that?

Me: You're even going to help me...

Toni: What?! Are you even listening to me?

Me: This will be perfect! Come, we have much work to do!

Toni: What have I gotten myself into....

*Time skip*

Me: Done.

Toni: A mouse trap?

Me: Perfect, if I do say so myself!

Toni: What do you plan to do with this?

Me: I plan to catch a Russian Rat, and put him to questioning.

Toni: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO ASK A GOD DAMN RAT! Sorry, my temper got out of hand.

Me: I guess you're right. Well I'm going to call it a night, bye.

Toni: Night.