Me: I regret everything....
Toni: Why? What's the matter?
Me: I thought that turtles would help me fight against the rat army. But for some reason it didn't work.
Toni: I think I might know why.
Me: Really? What is it?
Toni: First, return my poor babies.
Me: ......
Toni: I'm talking about my turtles, jeez!
Me: Fine....*Gives back turtles*
Toni: Thank you. Now why in the world would you put my turtles in the line of fire?!
Me: Because I thought it would help me fight against the Russian Rats.
Toni: How? How did you possibly think that was going to work out?
Me: Well I thought the turtles would transform into huge transformers, and scare away the Russian Rats.
Toni: First of all, that's impossible. Second of all, stop making turtles cooler than they really are. I mean they're awesome, but not that awesome, to the point they can transform. What happened to you guys being friends?
Me: Maybe it wasn't turtles that transform, but dogs.
Toni: WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!?
Me: I have the most perfect plan!
Toni: Your drunk, go home.
Me: Never! *Takes out a bottle of wine*
Toni: Oh no you don't! *Takes away the wine, and brings me home*
Me: Nooooooooooooo!
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Randomness In A Book
RandomJust a bunch of stupidity and randomness. I hope you enjoy anyway. My rp buddy is TrashOfKPop
