Part Ten

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Me: I regret everything....

Toni: Why? What's the matter?

Me: I thought that turtles would help me fight against the rat army. But for some reason it didn't work.

Toni: I think I might know why.

Me: Really? What is it?

Toni: First, return my poor babies.

Me: ......

Toni: I'm talking about my turtles, jeez!

Me: Fine....*Gives back turtles*

Toni: Thank you. Now why in the world would you put my turtles in the line of fire?!

Me: Because I thought it would help me fight against the Russian Rats.

Toni: How? How did you possibly think that was going to work out?

Me: Well I thought the turtles would transform into huge transformers, and scare away the Russian Rats.

Toni: First of all, that's impossible. Second of all, stop making turtles cooler than they really are. I mean they're awesome, but not that awesome, to the point they can transform. What happened to you guys being friends?

Me: Maybe it wasn't turtles that transform, but dogs.

Toni: WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!?

Me: I have the most perfect plan!

Toni: Your drunk, go home.

Me: Never! *Takes out a bottle of wine*

Toni: Oh no you don't! *Takes away the wine, and brings me home*

Me: Nooooooooooooo!

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