Randomness In A Book

Part Four

Me: I just fed the cat.

Toni: ....

Me: Well....aren't you going to rub it in my face?

Toni: Rub what in your face?

Me: *Stares intensely into soul*

Toni: *Takes out a Russian Rat* I think he likes you.

Me: *Hisses at Toni* Why do you have that?

Toni: Well you told me to rub something in your face soo.....

Me: I meant it figuratively! Not LITERALLY!

Toni: Too late. *Chases with rat in hands*

Me: *Runs for dear life, and flares arms*

Cat: Meow? *Tilts head*

*Everyone stops to look at the cat*
*But continues to chase each other anyway*

Cat: *sighes* Meow....